“ You lack the insight to realise when you are a danger to other people. Do you realise what a danger you are to the public?

Disorder-Disorder - Kevin Maguire & Friends

Hardly. He’s one of them libertarians innit?

posted : Thursday, May 15th, 2008

This would look particularly good on the wall of any respectful Bournemouth residence.
This would look particularly good on the wall of any respectful Bournemouth residence.

posted : Thursday, May 15th, 2008

A new canvas from Cult Classics
A new canvas from Cult Classics

posted : Thursday, May 15th, 2008

Words are very unnecessary.
Photo of and by Violator3

Words are very unnecessary.

Photo of and by Violator3

posted : Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

“ This morning I wrote a hopeful email: I wrote a hopeful email to my manager, informing her of my intention to apply for a promotion and needing to solicit her advice before doing so. This afternoon I was told by her manager, a short and abrupt bully of late middle age, quite plainly and in all seriousness, that I would not be recommended for promotion.

posted : Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Career Plan

thesophie:

cultshasha:

Firstly I’ll look for a job with my eyes.

When a job has been spotted I shall approach it quickly, but tentatively - as not to scare it away.

When I am near enough I will call out; “I am free for employment, employee me please!”

With any luck I won’t be drunk or hungover, so my words won’t be slurred or spoken in a irritable high pitch.

Once I start my job I will be instantly dissatisfied with it and yearn to do something else.

So - I’ll go out and look for another job with my eyes and the whole process will repeat until I fucking die. Hopefully of boredom or alcohol abuse.

Both are fun.

*prints out and hands in*

No, this will actually happen to you. I know right now you think it won’t, that’s why you can afford to joke about the horror of it happening whilst otherwise contenting yourself that the darkness will somehow pass you by, that you’ll alight from university straight into the bosom of an employer who recognises just how special you are, that you’ll never have to fight the overwhelming, perfervid desire to stove your own head in each and every morning but it will. Slowly a tendril is going to curl around your soul, until you’re nothing more than a hateful, dessicated rump of what was once joyous and pure, empirically you. That nothing cures. Kill yourself now.

Or you might be alright, so don’t listen to old sourpuss grumpy pants.

posted : Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

reblogged from : The Sophie

“ Cherie Blair has revealed that her husband and former prime minister decided to make a public announcement about her miscarriage to avoid public panic over invasion of Iraq.
— Absolute fucking scum

posted : Monday, May 12th, 2008

Carl Sagan is my Homeboy 
(screengrab via Andy Neitzert)

Carl Sagan is my Homeboy

(screengrab via Andy Neitzert)

posted : Sunday, May 11th, 2008

posted : Sunday, May 11th, 2008

reblogged from : jhn brssndn

What is the most erotic word in the English language?

johnbrissenden:

If it’s not unbutton, then what is it? Tumblrers, start your engines…

I recall Stephen Fry suggesting ‘plinth’ which certainly gets the tongue into a good pre-rimming position, no? 

posted : Sunday, May 11th, 2008

reblogged from : jhn brssndn