Disorder-Disorder - Kevin Maguire & Friends
Hardly. He’s one of them libertarians innit?
Human resources - Error Gorilla
Career plan? Not in this place.
Firstly I’ll look for a job with my eyes.
When a job has been spotted I shall approach it quickly, but tentatively - as not to scare it away.
When I am near enough I will call out; “I am free for employment, employee me please!”
With any luck I won’t be drunk or hungover, so my words won’t be slurred or spoken in a irritable high pitch.
Once I start my job I will be instantly dissatisfied with it and yearn to do something else.
So - I’ll go out and look for another job with my eyes and the whole process will repeat until I fucking die. Hopefully of boredom or alcohol abuse.
Both are fun.
*prints out and hands in*
No, this will actually happen to you. I know right now you think it won’t, that’s why you can afford to joke about the horror of it happening whilst otherwise contenting yourself that the darkness will somehow pass you by, that you’ll alight from university straight into the bosom of an employer who recognises just how special you are, that you’ll never have to fight the overwhelming, perfervid desire to stove your own head in each and every morning but it will. Slowly a tendril is going to curl around your soul, until you’re nothing more than a hateful, dessicated rump of what was once joyous and pure, empirically you. That nothing cures. Kill yourself now.
Or you might be alright, so don’t listen to old sourpuss grumpy pants.
(via johnbrissenden)
Although I haven’t picked up a copy yet, I’ve read and watched enough about The Shock Doctrine to know that has been both inevitable and insuperable to avoid bringing to mind to it these past days.
If it’s not unbutton, then what is it? Tumblrers, start your engines…
I recall Stephen Fry suggesting ‘plinth’ which certainly gets the tongue into a good pre-rimming position, no?
